The years have not been kind to my body: hair falling out, waistline expanding and I have tennis elbow (and that’s without playing a single game). What I have lost in the hair department, however, I have gained in experiences. There are a number of classic situations that even now when I tell them, make me laugh so much I almost pee…
There is the vasectomy story featuring ‘slasher’ De Sousa, the punting incident in Cambridge, the spa bath incident in Budapest, rock ‘n’ roll stories featuring Black Sabbath and New Order and the fried egg impression – it goes on.
So depending on the audience and the event, I can cook up something that will do the trick for you.
If you are interested in booking me for a talk, please fill in the contact form.
“Just wanted to say many thanks for the weekend; you did a great job of the after dinner speech. Hope you enjoyed it too and look forward to seeing you soon.”
Mary Tetley
Chief Executive
British Sub Aqua Club
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James A. Michener (1907-1997)
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